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My Mom's a Vegetarian
I Like My Burger Done Well
Created on 2006-01-26 21:37:02 (#9364161), last updated 2008-03-14
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Basic Info| Name: | No Longer In Utero, Not Yet a Man |
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| Website: | Buy me stuff! |
BioMy name is Riley. I'm technically not born yet, but through the magical powers of telekinesis, I am able to control my host to type out my daily thoughts. The world is going to be so much cooler when I come out of this water balloon.
EDIT: I'm here now, world! And now that I'm here, I'm a regular old hellion. I like to cry, scream, kick, eat, poop, cry, scream, kick. Sometimes I smile and laugh, but it doesn't last very long because frankly, entertaining the big people can be exhausting.
My Mom has a journal, too, but you'll get the real story here.
Mom and Dad call me "Choochie Cabrera." (Choochie rhymes with cookie.) I have no idea why they insist on referring to me as so, but it's kind of embarrassing when we're in public and they're screaming "CHOOCHIE LOOK AT THIS!" and "DID CHOOCHIE CRAP HIS PANTS? OH YES HE DID! YES HE DID!" People look at me like, "That poor kid. That name just signed him up for many years of playground beat downs!"
Now quit reading this dumb thing and buy me stuff!
I also have wishlists at these fine retailers because I am spoiled:
Genius Babies
Oompa Toys
Sassy Toys
Giggle
EDIT: I'm here now, world! And now that I'm here, I'm a regular old hellion. I like to cry, scream, kick, eat, poop, cry, scream, kick. Sometimes I smile and laugh, but it doesn't last very long because frankly, entertaining the big people can be exhausting.
My Mom has a journal, too, but you'll get the real story here.
Mom and Dad call me "Choochie Cabrera." (Choochie rhymes with cookie.) I have no idea why they insist on referring to me as so, but it's kind of embarrassing when we're in public and they're screaming "CHOOCHIE LOOK AT THIS!" and "DID CHOOCHIE CRAP HIS PANTS? OH YES HE DID! YES HE DID!" People look at me like, "That poor kid. That name just signed him up for many years of playground beat downs!"
Now quit reading this dumb thing and buy me stuff!
I also have wishlists at these fine retailers because I am spoiled:
Genius Babies
Oompa Toys
Sassy Toys
Giggle
ConnectInterests (15):
cheyenne kimball, cool ranch doritos, days of our lives, gummies, ice cream, kicking my host, mtv, no longer pigs, popcicles, robert smith, swedish fish, swinging, taco bell, tennis, zombies
External Services:
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